Get Your Chuck Norris On...

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  1. Swampfox933

    Swampfox933 New Member

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    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats way there is no sign of life.
     
  2. moosemeat

    moosemeat Pandora's Woodland Beast

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    In fine print on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
     
  3. VirusOnUrXbox

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    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
     
  4. moosemeat

    moosemeat Pandora's Woodland Beast

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    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head...
     
  5. VirusOnUrXbox

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    Chuck Norris had 3 pets. A goldfish, a monkey, and a lizard. As an experiment he injected them with his blood. They are better known now as Godzilla, jaws and King Kong.
     
  6. Beg-Me-4-Mercy

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    Chuck Norris has never had a heart attack. His heart is not that stupid to attack him.
     
  7. a nakedmonk86

    a nakedmonk86 Professional Turtle Wrangler

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    Not true. Everyone knows his skin cannot be pierced.....he peed on his pets to make them what they are.
     
  8. XFlame10

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    chuck norris was the reason everyone was so frantic about 2012, he then confirmed that he would let the earth live another year for his own amusement
     
  9. a nakedmonk86

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    Chuck norris kicked an icecube so hard it flew into the past and sunk the titanic. The iceberg is just a myth
     
  10. Sacridfire

    Sacridfire The Instigator

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    Chuck Norris does not urinate. His bladder is too terrified to make him waste time in the bathroom.
     
  11. Spectro

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    One time chuck Norris peed on a semi, you know it as Optimus Prime
     
  12. ReaperX

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    Thanos used the infinity gauntlet on Chuck Norris. Thanos turned to dust.
     
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    Chuck norris has a clean record, never been defeated
     
  14. ReaperX

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    Hehe, probably wouldn't even need the gauntlet.
     
  15. xyrene

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    Seems like Chuck Norris can do many "things", indeed.
     
  16. ReaperX

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    Except two things. 1. Not be Chuck Norris. 2. Beat another Chuck Norris.
     
  17. xyrene

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    Lol, that was funny.
     
  18. ReaperX

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    Glad I could get a good laugh from someone :).
     
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    His aura is more than enough
     
  20. ReaperX

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    It's on a cosmic level.
     

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